You can think really, really hard: "Gevera Bert, call me, call me."
You can pick up the phone and call ME. . 203-605-2961.
You can scribe an email to me:
I rarely use my AIM (gevera) or my ICQ (6460046) but you're welcome to try.
Fax 413-771-2402 (incoming only; one of those freebie numbers, not sure it even works anymore)
On Facebook I am Bert Piedmont and on Twitter I am MissBert.
Other forms of contact include: smoke signals, fairies,
a flag dragged behind an airplane, a note wrapped around a rock (I wish you wouldn't), or going back in time and encoding your message in a crystal and hoping someday I find it.
