You can think really, really hard: "Gevera Bert, call me, call me."
You can pick up the phone and call ME. Warning: my cell phone has a glitch. Sometimes when I answer it, it hangs up. If this happens, call right back. 203-605-2961.
You can scribe a letter to me:
Transformations by Obsidian Butterfly,
PO Box 1834,
Wallingford, CT 06492
You can scribe an email to me:
I have a Yahoo 360! page with links to my Yahoo ID. I rarely use my AIM (gevera) or my ICQ (6460046).
Fax 413-771-2402 (incoming only; one of those freebie numbers)
Other forms of contact include: smoke signals, fairies,
a flag dragged behind an airplane, a note wrapped around a rock (I wish you wouldn't), going back in time and encoding your message in a crystal and hoping someday I find it, and teaching one of my parrots to recite your message (if it includes the words "hey" "kitty cat" or "kiss" you've got it made).